Down on the quayside, amidst the incessant calling of seagulls and the crunch and whine of labouring machinery, Ed walked over oil-stained concrete and past rotting wooden pilings towards his main warehouse at the end of the quay. It was an ugly, modern building, with none of the romance of the older red brick warehouses with their high, arched windows and salt-worn wooden doors, but it was the source of his good fortune and so he tried not to judge it too harshly.
He clattered up the metal staircase to the office, footsteps echoing in the cavernous space as he went, and immediately upon entering the dim little room he flopped down onto the musty old sofa and sighed dramatically. To say that he was still reeling days later from his and Stede’s shopping trip would be an understatement. “What a week, man. What a fuckin’ week.”
Izzy, the warehouse manager, did not look up from his paperwork. “Edward, it’s Tuesday.”
“Yeah, but… what a fuckin’ week. Feels like I’ve run a marathon, you know? Or like, half of one at least. Dunno if I’m coming or going most of the time. You ever wanna just howl at the moon?”
me trying to communicate that i am also gay through my eyeballs whenever I think the cashier is gay not to hit on them obviously just to let them know we are the same
Hannibal fanfic is the best because none of these characters talk like an actual person and I can just crank my pretentious dialogue knob up to max setting
Still my favorite story from the Lord of the Rings set: Viggo Mortensen bonded so much with the horse he rode in the movies that after filming was over he bought it from its owner. If that doesn’t warm your heart I don’t know what could.
don’t forget that he also bought arwen’s horse for her stunt rider when she couldn’t afford it awww
also sort of relevant viggo also bought the horse that costarred with him in the movie hidalgo and subsequently took the horse (tj) with him to the red carpet premier.
Also most of the Riders of Rohan are actually women because when they put out that call mostly women showed up with their horses and the costume team just stuck beards on them.
if this isn’t the best post i don’t
So you’re saying the entire Rohan army could have killed the Witch-King of Angmar.
“No man can kill me.”
*entire army screeches and about 5000 women pull off their helmets and their hair flows out*
